Boondock Saints

I’ve always been a fan of St. Patrick’s Day, for no particular reason.  It’s fun to pointlessly dress in green and eat every green food you can think of, or put green food coloring in other food so it turns a particularly disgusting shade of poop green and eat that.  But for the past few years I am mostly excited for St. Patty’s Day because I know that I will get to watch Boondock Saints.  I realize that I can watch it any other day of the year, but it just seems appropriate on March 17th.  So here is the best part of the movie for your reading pleasure:

“Now you will receive us. We do not ask for your poor or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim. It is your evil that will be sought by us. With every breath, we shall hunt them down. Each day we will spill their blood til it rains down from the skies. Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. These are not polite suggestions. These are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain. But if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three and on that day you will reap it. And we will send you to which ever god you wish. And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. We shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti”

And here is some fan art I found of the MacManus brothers for your viewing pleasure:

Published in: on March 19, 2010 at 3:17 am  Leave a Comment  

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